is there parsley in my teeth?

Posted under Munch munch crunch crunch by mel

why i wear my earphones in public:

1. while waiting in line at einstein bagels-”dude, i was so trashed last night…i was throwing furniture off a balcony…”

2. while walking up some stairs-”you stupid. you ain’t all that….”

3. waiting in line at linen’s and things-”(on cell phone) i told you to do it. it better be done when i get back…”

any questions?

new potato salad and pea salad:

my first apple crisp (freaking amazing):

the coolest stress ball ever: