hola amigos

Posted under Munch munch crunch crunch by mel

i was taken on a date last night.  it was good.

the waiter called us amigos every time he came to our table.  the service was the fastest ever.  i swear that it took less than 5 minutes to get our food.

i picked up a book about scotland yesterday and was completely stunned by this:

how totally random is this paragraph?

funny tags for businesses:

some of my other favorites are “if your lawn needs a trim, call jim” and “call the glass doctor, he’ll fix your pain”<—pane/pain…get it?