the queen of comebacks

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me: i feel like pooh run over seven times

him: you just said twice when i got home. how is it possible to be seven now?

me: it’s rush hour.

LOL FREAKING CHICKEN WING LOL!

I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.-Eleanor Roosevelt. she’s awesome.

The physicists say that I am a mathematician, and the mathematicians say that I am a physicist. I am a completely isolated man and though everybody knows me, there are very few people who really know me.-Einstein. i feel your pain, man.