trivial pursuit…the best laugh ever

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we played trivial pursuit tonight…so freaking hilarious. my grandfather cried he was laughing so hard! here are some highlights of my interaction with him:

me: grandpa “what sport is played with a three-pound hockey puck?”

him: hmm…hockey…hmmm

me: ok, what would a 3 pound puck do?

everyone around: SIIIINNNNKKKKK

him: oh…i don’t know…

everyone: siiiiiinnnnkkkk

me: ok 3 pounds is heavy…what would that do?

him: hmm…

everyone: sink in water!

him: hmmm…

me: ok, grandpa, *lol* ok, WHAT would be the purpose of using a HOCKEY puck that is 3 POUNDS?

him: oooh! i don’t know!!

everyone: siiiiiinnkkkkk

me: ok, if the puck were in water and it sank, what would it be?

him: underwater

me: ok, and what is a hockey puck used for?

him: hockey

me: ok, put those together!!!!

everyone: UNDERWATER HOCKEY!

him: oh, underwater hockey?

everyone: *lol*

ok, here’s when he cried:

me: OH!! grandpa! “what deputy headmistress teaches transfiguration at hogwarts?” repeat after me, “minerva mcgonagall”.

him: *lol*

me: minerva

him: *lol* *tear*

me: mi…ner…va….mc…gon…a…gall…

him: *lmao* *rofl* *wipes eyes*

me: just say it!!!! minerva mcgonagall!!!!

him: *lol* minerva mcgonagall!!!

….it was flippin hilarious! he was literally wiping the tears from his eyes cause he thought it was such a funny name. and i think the fact that he had professed how much he thought harry potter was silly played into it. my grandpa is so funny. when we were watching order of the phoenix last night, i heard my aunt behind me say “dad, what are you doing?” i turned around to see my grandfather sitting at the counter with his back to the tv just looking at the ground. he said “oh, that movie is just silly” and he procedded to just look at the floor patiently until it was over. just sitting in a chair doing nothing. NOTHING FOLKS!! he is ca ray zay! but in a good way. he cracks me up!